Ok, that's funny, but seriously, you can't decide?
Well, if I had to decide I would choose bottom half human, but the top half has plenty of benefits, too. It wouldn't be easy and I hope I never have to make that decision.
No way. In fact, outside of the one obvious benefit, here's the pros for top-half human.* Don't have to look at a giant nasty-ass fish head forever.* Mermaid can swim fast/catch fish; Fish Head can't swim fast.* Boobs. 'Nuff said.* BJs.* Don't have to worry about mermaid giving birth to nasty-ass fish/human babies.* Mermaid has hands and can work/ Fish Head can only run/learn to do menial tasks with feet.* Because it's such a killer: don't have to look at nasty-ass giant fish head forever.
You know you bring up some valid points. I may have to reconsider my decision.On a side note, that was probably the best comment that was ever left on my blog.
A rational man that Fletch, and one after my own heart! Top half human no question...but to add one more pro/con for this choice:She could communicate. Great for dirty talk or discussing the meaning of life. Not so great when she reminds you to clean the seaweed out of the grass hut or when you forget for the one millionth time that coconut juice upsets her delicate fish-human stomach. But having decided tops, the next question would be - 'who would that top half look like?!'
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