I thought it was funny today to read about some girl who overdosed on coffee. Apparently, she drank seven double espresso coffees. She began to laugh and cry before heading to the hospital. She did live, but she expressed the dangers of caffeine.
That's a great story to tell your kids. Yeah, I overdosed (pause) on coffee. Do me a favor, lady, and change the story to heroin, cocaine, or even aspirin.
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